Haiii.. Kawan Kawa mesti sudah membaca cerita lawak saye yang saye kirimkan beberapa hari yan lalu.. Hari ni juga saye ingin menghantar cerita lucu kepada kawan kawann.. Jom kita bace same same ye.. Ohhhooh tapi cerita saye ni dlm bahasa inggrislah.. Tak pelah.. Saye rase kawan kawan tahu koott...
Timah ingin memutuskan hubungan dengan boyfriend omputihnya..melalui surat. Suratnya berbunyi begini..
Hi,
My motive write dis letter to giv know u something. I want to CUT CONNECTION us. I saw u PLAY WOOD THREE in front my eyes. So, I break connection to PULL MY BODY from dis luv.. I have think about dis very COOK-COOK. I know I CLAP 1 HAND...only. I dont trust u again!!!! U are really CROCDILE LAND! I dont want u to PLAY-PLAY with my LIVER.. I have been crying until no more eye water. I dont ant BANAN TO FRUIT 2 TIMES. SAFE WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The true,
Timah
Terjemah ayat HURUF BESAR:
CUT CONNECTION-PUTUS HUBUNGAN PLAY WOODEN THREE-MAIN KAYU TIGA PULL MY BODY-TARIK DIRI COOK-COOK- MASAK-MASAK CLAP 1 HAND- TEPUK SEBELAH TANGAN CROCDILE LAND-BUAYA DARAT BANANA TO FRUIT 2 TIMES-PISANG MASAK 2 KALI SAFE WALK-SELAMAT JALAN
KAWAN KAWAN DAH BACE CITE SAYEE... lAIN KALI KALAU ADE TEMAN LELAKI OMPUTIHH.... BILA NAK PUTUS HUBUNGAN DENGAN MENGIRIMKAN SURAT TULISLAH BETUL2 CIKITT. JGN JADI MACAM TIMAH TUU..
